I was sitting down, evaluating my options and dwelled upon a thought:
my preconditions of my partner.

#1 A gerl if possible. hell yeah it has to be. (hahahaha!!)
#2 A gerl who wouldnt mind my dumb and corny jokes.
#3 A gerl who wouldnt be afraid to slap me. (but u better have a freakin good reason!)
#4 A gerl who doesnt bite. I mean tt literally. (wassup with u gerls biting me!)
#5 A gerl who doesnt mind me playing football.
#6 A gerl who likes watching DvDs with me! (yes WATCH, none of tt halfway we stop n make out kinda shit. well sometimes. But i wanna watch the Movie!)
#7 A gerl who wont kick me in the balls. No matter how angry u are.
#8 A gerl who wouldnt mind me loving my mum more than i love her.
#9 A gerl who can stay out late ONCE IN AWHILE.

Lastly, but not leastly(leastly?wtf!), a gerl who can understand when i say i'm BUSY, i realli am.

haiz. i'll nv find one. =P



n i'm still not over those motherfuckers!!
i'm gonna shove CITY SQUARE up ur ARSE.