yes. woke up this morning feeling fucked up. but tt won't bring my mobile phone back.
shitness. oh well.



can i cry?
hahahhaahahahaa!!

i lost my mobile phone. yayness.

you take up my time like some cheap magazine.
i'll smoke my cigarettes again.
spit in the wind, it'll come back to u..
no no, let me do it.
spitting.
not in the wind mind u.

a whole lotta bullshit makes me sneeze indefinately.

"In my country, i'm a millionare. My earing is 3 and a half carrot diomand."

fuck u lady, this is not your country.
respect me. respect my cliques.
respect my country.

how big is ur country by the way?
Its about 1000 times bigger than s'pore rite?
aah, juz nice.
big enuff to shove it up ur ass.

this is the kind of shit i get from guests at work.
i swear the next person who acts this way i'll shove a giraffe up ur behind.

ps: we have 4 new giraffes at the s'pore zoo. they are from israel. i'm not kidding.

Fuck It.
haha.
i'm serious. fuck it.

god dammit.

Guest asking for directions to reception.

SYAM: Hi Sir!! Good evening!! You look lost. Can i help you?

GUEST: Where is the reception?

SYAM: Oh sir!! Its very near sir, very near!!

GUEST: oh really? how far away is it?

SYAM: Very near sir!! Its just 1cm away.

GUEST: 1cm away?

SYAM: 1cm sir. Just move 1cm to your left and you can see RECEPTION.

*Syam points to the sign on the table which spells: RECEPTION.*

SYAM: Here you are sir. This is the reception. Can i help you?

After that, we laughed our ass off.

hahahahhahaha!!!

"sorry."

everyone is always sorry.
"i spilt ur coffee. sorry."
"i didnt mean to say that. sorry."
"i just killed someone. sorry."

its ok if it is used in the right context like say for example,
u say sorry when u accidently stepped on someone's foot or,
u say sorry when u spilt their drink unintentionally.

does "sorry" really seems to be the hardest word?
BLUE got it all wrong.
heh.

*sneeze*
*sNeeze*
*snEeNeZ*
excuse me...
too much bullshit.

n btw, i cant believe i have to ACT lembotzzzz..
*slaps hand to forehand*
(aku tau krg pon nk tolong tepok dahi aku kan.. tk dapat uh!!)
hahaha
night safari is a world class zoo.
didnt know zoo had classes.
n again, taking up the position as guest relations officer i have to act the part.
nasib baik tk suroh pakai bedak.
bedak tuan...

the job requires me to do some admin stuff n know directions.
but the primary requirement,
bodek2 ngn guest.
*slaps bo.. oops salah.. dahi*
hehehe

*achoo!!*
excuse me.

its funny.
it really is.
my mind went blank. my throat became dry. my body shivered.
haha.