Guest asking for directions to reception.

SYAM: Hi Sir!! Good evening!! You look lost. Can i help you?

GUEST: Where is the reception?

SYAM: Oh sir!! Its very near sir, very near!!

GUEST: oh really? how far away is it?

SYAM: Very near sir!! Its just 1cm away.

GUEST: 1cm away?

SYAM: 1cm sir. Just move 1cm to your left and you can see RECEPTION.

*Syam points to the sign on the table which spells: RECEPTION.*

SYAM: Here you are sir. This is the reception. Can i help you?

After that, we laughed our ass off.

hahahahhahaha!!!